Posted 10 hours ago

icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

Posted 10 hours ago

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme)

Posted 10 hours ago

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(Source: tiniestleaf)

Posted 10 hours ago

meladoodle:

when i was like 9 my dad gave me a ginger beer and i was like ‘no dad, beer is bad! im not allowed beer!’ and he laughed and said it was ginger beer so i drank it and then afterwards he tricked me and was like ‘haha it was real beer!’ and i cried and cried because i thought i drank a beer. like i was actually weeping and blubbering

Posted 10 hours ago

killthefez:

"Okay, should we get some coffee?"

 

(Source: claraeleven)

Posted 10 hours ago

vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

Posted 10 hours ago
gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

Posted 10 hours ago

(Source: anus)

Posted 10 hours ago
herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

Posted 10 hours ago

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"

A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass

(Source: thepowergame)

Posted 10 hours ago

incase you missed this in my drunken stooper

bromoyed:

Dád Egbert has officially been banned from Facebook. I can’t get him back without government ID.

This post will honor the man and the legend and live on in our hearts even as he no longer lives on on the internet.

RIP Dád Egbert. And may you and Johnjamin seek peace in the afterlife.

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Posted 10 hours ago

tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

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jesus christ

did u think i was lying

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

(Source: call-life-arlelt)

Posted 10 hours ago

hi:

imagine if eating pizza made you lose weight